Entertainment &Weather &World admin on 17 Jul 2006 10:21 am
Wind-Whipped Mexicans Center Stage in McCartney Tiff
(FiniteTimes.com) – Friends and associates of Heather Mills McCartney are labeling as ludicrous claims by a Mexican meteorologist that the former-Beatles’ back-up wife was responsible for the naming of the hurricane currently threatening the Baja peninsula.
“Heather would never stoop to something so low,” said Stubby Greer, a close friend of Lady McCartney who spent years traveling with her on the amputee fetish convention circuit. “She’s all lady. Well, excepting the 6% of her what’s pine.”
This latest arrow slung in the acrimonious celeb-split of the year occurred Sunday when Mexican weatherman Jorge Escabar broke to The Finite Times the news that representatives of Lady McCartney had approached him about naming the latest Pacific hurricane “Paul.” This came directly on the heels of allegations that Sir Paul had a thing for smacking around the ladies, particularly those who had the audacity to say to him, “I do.”
“They came and said a nice violent storm might be good to get people thinking, ‘Hey, that Paul is crazy hombre,’ you know?” Escabar told The Finite Times Associate Weather Intern Elle Greenio. “I say, ‘Give me the rights to “Here Comes The Sun” hombre,’ you know? Now whistle it. Ha ha, you owe me $10,000 pesos!”
Reached for comment half-baked on Ringo’s couch, Sir Paul McCartney said the allegations didn’t’ surprise him.
“It’s something she’d do, mate. I know her like the back of my hand. Hear that Heather, the back of my f*cking hand!” Sir Paul said.
The £825 million divorce case is expected to go to court as early as next month, weather permitting.
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