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Entertainment admin on 25 Jun 2006 01:10 pm

Walters: Mr. T to Replace Star Jones Reynolds

(FiniteTimes.com) – Mere days after Star Jones Reynolds told Barbara Walters that regardless of what tree she wished to be she just wanted to leave, Walters has found another quirky black person to take her place.

“Mr. T will bring a little bling, a little 70’s street cred to The View,” Walters said. “Add our dyke to that, and we’ll be the edgiest show on television.”

Mr. T. follows Rosie O’Donnell as the latest addition to The View, a show in constant flux, much like stomach acid. The former A-Team alum seems to have embraced his latest role.

“Ah pity The View,” T said at a recent press meet and greet. “T gonna show those bitches how it’s done. T ain’t gonna get his stomach stapled… contract said he can’t. T gonna rule the roost.”

Mr. T starts as soon as the show is able to clear the liposuction residue left in his (formerly Star’s) dressing room.

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