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U.S. admin on 11 Jan 2007 09:27 am

Surfers Flood California Recruiters

It was with, like, total shock that Sargent Daniel Rodriguez opened his Malibu army recruitment office Thursday to find a line of long-haired teens stretched around the block.

“It was like I was selling Quiet Riot tickets or something,” said the 50-year-old Rodriguez. “I got them all taken care of though and ended up the day 3000% over my recruitment goal for the month.”

Rodriguez isn’t the only armed forces recruiter to suddenly find himself having a bumper month, nor is he the only one who smells vaguely of Sex Wax. Officials for all four branches of the U.S. military say that recruitment numbers have skyrocketed this week, most of it coming from offices located near surfing locales in California and Hawaii. Experts are crediting language problems, and not rampant patriotism, for the recruiting rush.

See the whole article at CAP News:

http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=47200701010

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