Entertainment admin on 22 Apr 2007 11:14 am
Submissives Flock to Stalk Baldwin
(FiniteTimes.com) – The rumors coming out of the divorce, the hints of an abusive, controlling, overbearing man, were enough to send some of them swooning a few years ago. But it took an angry phone message to an 11-year-old girl to pull the majority of their community to New York in the hopes of once, just once, groveling at his feet.
They are submissives, a group of people who crave psychological abuse and thrive on a need to be subservient. And he is Alec Baldwin, actor and alleged un-nice guy, whose recorded diatribe against his daughter was made public last week to widespread condemnation and selective deification.
“Oh my God, when he called her a thoughtless little pig, I just about wet myself,” said a man who requested, repeatedly, that we call him “it”. “What a lucky, lucky child.”
It and many of its peers have been streaming into New York City since the incident was made public last week. While this has been creating some strain on hotels and restaurants not accustomed to such crowds in the late-April off-season, Hospitality Commissioner Denise Greenly says things have gone pretty smoothly.
“You make them wait three hours for a table, no problem. Stack them eight to a hotel room, not a peep. The worthless little bastards have been a joy,” Greenly says.
Representatives for Alec Baldwin refused to comment for this story, other than to say that the actor’s relationship with his daughter was a personal matter, and that Baldwin would definitely not be meeting, ever, with any of the submissives.
“Jesus, he’s just so, so perfect,” it said when confronted with Baldwin’s statement. “Almost Naomi Campbell perfect.”
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