Entertainment &Politics admin on 23 Aug 2010 10:18 am
Source: Steele Christmas Album in The Works
(FiniteTimes.com) – In a sign that embattled Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele’s tenure may be drawing to a close, a close associate of the chairman tells The Finite Times that Steele is putting the finishing touches on a Christmas album that he hopes to release in time for the holidays.
“The album will contain some standards, with a Michael Steele twist, and some original holiday material that he’s penned himself,” the source says. “Songs like ‘Away in a Bodego’, ‘Who Let The Elves Out’, and ‘What Child Is This (Ain’t Mine, Bitch)?’ will be familiar to many listeners, while new compositions like ‘Look At Me, It’s Christmas’ and ‘Tax Cuts and Mistletoe’ are destined to become classics.”
Uh, Michael Steele sing?
“Yeah, it’s more a mumbling rap kind of style than singing,” the source admits. “But he sucks at politics too, and look how long he’s ridden that thing.”
“May All Your Ho’s Be Merry – A Michael Steele Christmas” is expected to hit stores sometime in late September. If you want to buy a copy in the hood, it will be marketed under his hip hop name, Snoop Bald.
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