Politics admin on 10 Feb 2006 02:27 pm
Santorum Big Gay Award Winner
(FiniteTimes.com) – Nationally know gay lifestyle magazine StudBunnies has awarded its highest honor – Pretty Boy of the Year – to an unlikely person: Republican Senator Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania.
At a press conference held at the StudBunnies Ranch just outside of San Francisco, magazine co-founders Mo Lawrence and Lance Delgado explained their controversial choice.
“When we first set out to do Pretty Boy of the Year, we intentionally made it apolitical,” said Lawrence. “It’s all about the beefcake, baby.”
“Think Miss America without the talent, tits or tiaras,” chimed in Delgado. “Personally I loath everything the man stands for.”
“Oh yeah, he’s a huge asshole,” said Lawrence. “That said, he is also a huge pretty boy. I turn into C-SPAN just to watch his ass walk across the chamber floor.”
“Can you imagine that in chaps?” Delgado sighed. “Plus he’s got that yummy last name.”
“I think yummy might be pushing it, but it was a factor,” Lawrence said.
Senator Santorum will remain Pretty Boy of the Year throughout the end of next January, which oddly enough looks like it will correspond with the end of his Senate career as well. In addition to national bragging rights, he will also receive a year’s subscription to StudBunnies and a statuette that we can’t show you. The statuette is scheduled to be presented to Santorum at an awards dinner to be held at the StudBunnies Ranch on February 12.
Santorum’s staff were unavailable to comment on whether the senator would be attending.
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