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Education & Politics admin on 15 Jun 2006 12:36 pm

Rumsfeld to Clowns: “Fill those big shoes.”

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was center-stage yesterday when he gave the commencement speech at the 12th graduation of the Cleveland Clown College.

“Am I happy to be here? Yes I am. Did I ship off to Gitmo the idiot who tried to make me do this with grease paint on? Yes I did,” Rumsfeld told the brightly-colored crowd.

In addition to offering nuggets of advice such as “You don’t go to the big top with the little car you want; you go with the little car you have,” Rumsfeld displayed his emotional side when he described how as a child he was terrified of clowns, and how all that changed one day.

See the whole article at CAP News:

http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=86200606018

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