Royal Cat Fight Coming to Colosseum

(FiniteTimes.com) — Doing anything Saturday? Perhaps you’d like to watch a couple of middle-aged women – and well known ones at that – beat the hell out of each other?

Calling it the First Lady Free-For-All (Vegas bookies opted for the handle The Librarian vs. The Legislator), the World Wrestling Federation announced yesterday that Hillary Rodham Clinton and Laura Bush’s verbal spat would be escalating greatly Saturday when the two meet in a Steel Cage Challenge in the Dan Quayle Colosseum.

The brouhaha started out mildly enough on the Martin Luther King holiday when Clinton compared the GOP-run Congress to a “plantation.” Mrs. Bush then countered, claiming that the comment was “ridiculous.” As the two camps tried to hash out rules for a future debate on the issue, Clinton took the floor of the Senate and added a bit more heat to the debate with the following statement: “Laura Bush is a cont… cough… cont… cough… cont… cough… continuously wonderful cookie baker.”

The only thing the two sides are hashing out now are jello or mud.

While it’s past George Bush Jr.’s bedtime, Bush Sr. and Bill Clinton are planning on renting a sky box together. And those Vegas odds? If Hillary has kept up with her long-standing practice of testosterone injections, bookies favor her 5:1.

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