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Entertainment & Politics admin on 20 Mar 2007 10:53 pm

Romney Run Fells Dancing Osmond

Doctors are expressing cautious optimism following Marie Osmond’s recent fainting spell during a live episode of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars. Initial tests do not seem to indicate any major medical problems, which is good news for the 48-year-old mother of eight.

Good news for Marie, but terrible news for Republican Presidential candidate and fellow Mormon Mitt Romney.

“We’ve long speculated that Mr. Romney’s run may have a detrimental effect on the spiritual body of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and this is probably the most significant piece of evidence yet that such an effect may indeed be occurring,” said Loyola Religious Mechanics professor Roy Buck. “Even before Marie hit the floor, I was thinking, Wow, the Mormons are fucked.”

See the whole article at CAP News:

http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=13200710018

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