Entertainment admin on 07 Jul 2006 12:54 pm
Redneck Rag Lobs Legal Shot Over Spears’ Ample Bow
(FiniteTimes.com) – White trash lifestyle chronicler The Redneck Revewe announced yesterday that they are filing a lawsuit against Britney Spears and Harper’s Bazaar for breach of contract.
“Miss Spears gave us first photographic rights to every future litter she spits out,” said Cooter Daniels, CEO of Velvet Elvis Enterprises, parent company of The Redneck Revewe. “It’s just sad when one of yer own stabs you in the back. Just sad.”
Read by more people than you have toes and fingers to count, The Redneck Revewe has long been a trailer park coffee-table staple, featuring everything from farting etiquette to their popular Squirrel of the Month recipe.
As for the defendants, Britney Spears is currently spreading her legs for a living while trying to get her new entertainment company, The Tot Juggler Circus, off the ground. And Harper’s Bazaar… well, let’s just say there are worst things to masturbate to.
The lawsuit seeks unspecified damages rumored to be well over $12.
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