Politics &Religion admin on 09 Sep 2010 11:35 am
Quran Burning Now A Quran ‘Nuking’
(FiniteTimes.com) – Opponents of a Gainsville church’s plans to burn Qurans this weekend are claiming a small degree of victory after the church’s controversial pastor said that their plans have changed.
“We will no long be burning Qurans,” says the Reverend Terry Jones of the Dove World Outreach Center. “We’ll be microwaving them instead. Irradiating them with the love of Christ. I’m thinking on high for 90 seconds each will put a little of the warmth of hell into radical Islam.”
Religious and political leaders across the globe are applauding the move, although it is meeting with criticism from the Islamic militant group The Sandy Bottom Boys, which had planned on microwaving some Bibles on the same day.
“Well, we can’t do that anymore, now can we. They’ll call us the Al-Copyqaeda or some such thing,” said an angry spokesman for the group. “We can’t shishkabob them… have you seen how thick those darn things are? What’s left? Saute? Braise? I don’t know what we’ll do.”
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