Politics admin on 20 Aug 2010 01:51 pm
Poll: Obama Really A Woman? 32% Say Yes
(FiniteTimes.com) – Fresh on the heels of a couple of polls showing strong support for the idea that the president is a Muslim, a new poll suggests that he may even have trouble trying to shore up his manhood with voters.
Just over 32% of respondents taking part in a Fox News poll believe that President Obama is secretly a woman. The number is virtually unchanged from a similar poll conducted by Fox New last spring.
“Well, people do wonder about this: is Obama secretly a black woman?” says a source at Fox News. “He looks a little effeminate, he comes off as either a little gay or womanish when he goes in for a lay-up, and have you seen him when he’s on a beach? Pecs or tits on that bitch, you decide.”
The latest poll has spawned a number of forwarded emails that have been saturating the Internet, emails suggesting that secret clues to Obama’s real gender abound. These clues include Hillary Clinton commanding Obama to “man up”, an embrace by the president of the prissy philosophy socialism, and a strange tendency for the “man” to look and sound a while lot like Oprah (skinny Oprah) when he really gets into a speech.
The White House has shrugged off the poll, saying it is old, and inaccurate, news.
“Look, the president took this head on last spring when he invited a handful of male reporters up behind the dais after a presser to show them what he calls ‘Obamadong’,” a White House source says. “That footage you might have seen of the high-fives after the showing?
“Case closed.”
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