Osama To Replace Roth in Some Markets

CBS executives have admitted that they are in talks with shock jock extraordinaire Osama bin Laden to cover some of the slots made available by David Lee Roth’s sudden departure from the airwaves last week.

“We are currently negotiating with his people,” said an anonymous CBS source. “Since he essentially pulled himself out of the Katie Couric/Today show race, he’s been fair game.

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