Motley Crue Ascends to Hollywood Heaven

(FiniteTimes.com) – Despite an engraving error that will make their spot on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame essentially a big hole in the sidewalk for the next couple of months, the members of Motley Crue have achieved the legitimacy they have so long craved. Joining such luminaries as John Wayne and Desi Arnaz, on Wednesday the Crue received their own star… well, the hole where it will go anyways.

“This fucking rocks,” said Crue founder Nikki Sixx. The other members of the band – Vince Neil, Mick Mars and Tommy Lee all agreed: yes, it did fucking rock.

The band gave an impromptu concert at the award ceremony, singing a medley of their greatest hits while the gathered crowd of five shuffled their feet restlessly. The ceremony was catered by Luigi’s Titty Bar & Grill (Luigi’s: You Think Our Food is Fatty, Wait’ll You See Our Strippers).

Caretakers for the neighboring stars dedicated to John Lennon and Mae West have already reportedly ordered up a round of antibiotics just to be safe.

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