Politics admin on 12 Jan 2010 11:48 am
Michael Steele: I’m Whiter Than Obama!
(FiniteTimes.com) – RNC Chairman Michael Steele raised the race stakes on Tuesday by claiming in an interview that he was more Caucasian than President Barack Obama.
“Seriously, I’m whiter than Obama!” Steele said in a Fox News interview when asked about Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s comments about Obama’s “light skin” and his ability to turn on and off his Negro dialect.
“If being more honky is the go-to in terms of electibility, then I’m your man. I should be the next president,” Steele said. “In fact, I’m announcing my candidacy right here, right now.
“Because I’m a lot whiter! I like Barry Manilow, sweater vests… I have a gosh darn rebel flag decal on the bumper of my beat-the-shit pick-up truck!”
Steele was even able to demonstrate his uncanny ability to tap into his Negro dialect and turn it on and off at will.
“I say my good man, could you bust a cap in dat ho’s ass, bro-heme?” Steele said to applause from the Fox New on-air talent and crew. “Golly, wasn’t that swell, bitches? Steele for President!”
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