Business & World admin on 08 Aug 2006 01:13 pm
Israel: Wal-Mart, Not War
Much to the surprise of no one at CAP News, Israeli Development Minister Doron Moallem has announced that Israel’s recent incursions into Lebanon are not acts of aggression.
“We are merely clearing out the riff-raff for the world’s largest Super Wal-Mart,” said Moallem at a recent press conference. “It will be incredible! There will be a garden center, and a kosher delicatessen, and a Briss Palace �. We just closed that deal, actually.”
Israel has been breaking ground on the 55-square-mile super store over the past few weeks, which the international community has unfortunately been misconstruing as a military escalation against the terrorist group Hezbollah.
See the whole article at CAP News:
http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=75200608008
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