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Politics admin on 09 Nov 2011 08:42 am

In Cain Accuser Country, Ten’s The Charm

(FiniteTimes.com) – Lawyers for potential Herman Cain sexual impropriety accusers began jockeying for position early Wednesday when a rumor swept the Internet that the 10th accuser would win a free lifetime’s supply of Godfather’s Pizza.

“Well, we’re up to what, four or five already, and from what we’ve been able to tell, there are queues forming this morning in Chicago, New York, Baltimore and here in Atlanta,” says Jason Brewer, an Atlanta-based lawyer for a woman he simply calls “Jane”. Jane alleges that Cain made unwelcome advances to her in 2001.

“The trick is to keep a close eye on Twitter feeds like #CainGropedMe and other media sources and try to file at the exact moment that will get you in that #10 spot,” Brewer says.

Frank Eliot, another lawyer in the queue behind Brewer, agreed.

“Eight, nine, eleven are all going to be easy to hit, but #10 is the sweet spot,” Eliot, who represents “Claudia”, says. Claudia claims Cain pinched her repeatedly at a conference in 1998 and kept asking if she liked bad boy diaper fetish play. “My client thinks the pizza basically sucks, but in this economy, any port in a storm, right?”

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