Religion & World admin on 13 Jan 2010 09:56 am
Hume To Haiti: Jesus Can Save You… Through Time Travel
(FiniteTimes.com) - As the world watches in horror as the scope of the Haitian earthquake disaster becomes more and more known, one man is urging Haitians to embrace Jesus as a way to avoid the tragedy in the first place.
“You know, there’s a very real possibility that, if you cast off your Voodoo religion and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, he might be able to time travel you back to say, Monday, where you can board a boat and get off that God-forsaken island before it gets shaken to pieces,” Hume said Wednesday during a Fox News broadcast.
“Am I saying he will? Well, no, but the chances of Jesus being able to time travel are a hell of a lot better than Whoopi Goldberg being able to, or whoever their head Voodoo priestess is down there,” Hume said. He went on to emphasize that the Haitian boat people should not head for the United States, but instead “circle the damn island for a couple of days until the shaking stops.”
Efforts to reach Hume and Fox News with the information that Haiti is 80% Roman Catholic have been unsuccessful.
On a serious note, if you’d like to give aid to the victims of the Haiti earthquake, we recommend the following:
Catholic Relief Services
http://crs.org/
American Red Cross
http://www.redcross.org/en/donatemoney
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