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Religion admin on 06 Jun 2007 11:35 am

Devout Flock to See Falwell Image

The tired building with its chipped-brick facade is about as off-Off Broadway as you can get, but the tassels don’t swing with any less energy, the sequins aren’t secured with any less glue. It is Demillo’s Theater, longtime home to the Shanghai She-Male Review, a staple in this neighborhood where stripped cars and crack house tenements are the norm. In its long history, it has bore witness to many a strange oddity, but the Jerry Falwell pee stain may just trump them all.

“We try to keep the place clean for the girls, but it ain’t easy, ya know?” says theater manager Earl Ramirez. “They’re rushing to get on stage, ain’t watching where they’re aiming. I even got some of them urine cakes you shoot at, in the shape of an ass, you know? Nothing helps.

“Anyhow, about two weeks ago Bob the janitor guy comes up to me saying that he can’t get this thing off the wall, it’s like a pee stain or something. He scrubs it off, next day it’s back. I says to him, Bob, I warned you about the drinking, but sure enough, there it was. And it was a fucking face, swear to God.”

See the whole article at CAP News:

http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=74200706006

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