Dave Chappell To Lead Israel

Israeli lawmakers today shocked the world by naming comedian Dave Chappelle to the post of interim Prime Minister. The move comes after a pair of strokes effectively ended current Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s political career.

Menachem Gissin, a spokesman for the Prime Minister’s office, said Chappelle was the unanimous choice of lawmakers after he publicly admitted that he was interested in the position.

“Mr. Chappelle is one funny guy,” Gissin told CAP. “But it’s a biting funny, the kind of funny that says ‘Hey Palestine, don’t screw with us.’ Plus, he was available.”

See the whole article at CAP News:

http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=23200601020

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