Dave Chappell To Lead Israel

(FiniteTimes.com) – Israeli lawmakers today shocked the world by naming comedian Dave Chappell to the post of interim Prime Minister. The move comes after a pair of stokes effectively ended current Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s political career.

Menachem Gissin, a spokesman for the Prime Minister’s office, said Chappell was the unanimous choice of lawmakers after he publicly admitted that he was interested in the position.

“Mr. Chappell is one funny guy,” Gissin told CAP. “But it’s a biting funny, the kind of funny that says ‘Hey Palestine, don’t screw with us.’ Plus, he was available.”

At a press conference following the announcement, Chappell said his goals as Prime Minister were world peace and bringing black and brown people closer together. “Hell, I’m not a Jew, I’m just a nigger with a sharp tongue. Who better to bring two separate cultures together? Brown is the new black.”

It took a bit of prompting from the press corps, but Chappell finally blurted out what many had speculated would be his signature slogan while in office: “I’m Prime Minister Chappell, bitch!”

Political analysts predict that he will serve two terms and mysteriously disappear only to surface three months later in a Dayton, Ohio comedy club.

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