Religion admin on 12 Mar 2009 02:54 pm
Christian Ministries to Request Bailout Money
A coalition of Christian ministries has announced that they intend to move ahead with plans to request federal bailout money to prop up their financially-beleaguered churches. The request - rumored to be in the range of $450 billion - is expected to come as early as next week.
“The various churches that we represent have been hard-hit, Lord knows,” says Dr. Luther Cole, spokesman for The Lord’s Lobby, a religious lobbying group that is spearheading the bailout effort. “Catholic priests paying the little boys off. Fundie churches finding that people are getting real tight with their cash now that the End Times are nigh. Rick Warren just turning people right the hell off.
“Hallelujah!” Cole added. “Can I get an amen and a big fucking check?”
See the whole article at CAP News:
http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=13200903009
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