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Politics admin on 10 May 2007 11:59 am

Cheney Sheds More Than Politics To Fund Troops

The picture is so disturbing that CAP News’ ombudsman almost didn’t clear it for publication. It shows Vice President Dick Cheney, naked and reclined on a bed, apparently angrily trying to masturbate. It is disturbing, and apparently it is all the Democrats’ fault.

“This is not a situation that we were hoping for, but we are committed to raising money for the troops, and the Vice President’s calendar is merely one way that we’re looking to achieve that goal,” said White House Press Secretary Tony Snow.

“Other things we’re planning are the OTB T-Ball Invitational, which will be next month, and Mr. Cheney again is helping out with his Charity Skeet Shoot event. And that, by the way, is pure bipartisanship, because the VP is only inviting Democrats to that event,” said Snow.

See the whole article at CAP News:

http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=0B200705009

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