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Entertainment &Weather &World admin on 17 Jul 2006
Wind-Whipped Mexicans Center Stage in McCartney Tiff
(FiniteTimes.com) – Friends and associates of Heather Mills McCartney are labeling as ludicrous claims by a Mexican meteorologist that the former-Beatles’ back-up wife was responsible for the naming of the hurricane currently threatening the Baja peninsula.
“Heather would never stoop to something so low,” said Stubby Greer, a close friend of Lady McCartney who spent years traveling with her on the amputee fetish convention circuit. “She’s all lady. Well, excepting the 6% of her what’s pine.” Continue Reading »
U.S. &Weather admin on 20 Jun 2006
Tallahassee Vice
(FiniteTimes.com) – As FEMA staff scramble to put in place some form of plan for the upcoming hurricane season and administration officials brainstorm appearance-of-competency strategies, a small city is quietly growing just east of Tallahassee, Florida.
The residents call it “Vice City.” Continue Reading »
Living &Politics &U.S. &Weather admin on 08 Feb 2006
Punxsutawney Phil Gitmo Bound
(FiniteTimes.com) – As he does every year on February 2, Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his Pennsylvania burrow and sought his shadow. This year, he saw it, meaning six more years of winter. Then he saw the multiple shadows of law enforcement personnel, meaning indefinite detention at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba.
The post-ceremonial arrest of Punxsutawney Phil capped off a three month investigation by federal agents from the FBI and US Marshals that also nabbed such second tier groundhogs as Springfield Sam, Bangor Bob and Cincinnati Sue. All are being held for engaging in terrorist activities under the Patriot Act. Continue Reading »
