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Entertainment &Justice admin on 04 Feb 2010
Officials Investigating Semi-Celebrity Terrorist Cell
(FiniteTimes.com) – Investigators in Connecticut and California are coordinating their efforts to investigate what they say is the most decentralized and deranged terrorist cell they’re ever seen. And did we mention that it’s d-list? Continue Reading »
Justice &Politics &Science & Technology admin on 05 Jan 2010
Hawks Eye Lunar Tube as Guantanamo Base Closing Looms
WASHINGTON, DC (FiniteTimes.com) – While many in the scientific community were cheering the recent discovery of a 213-foot lunar lava tube for its potential as a moon base, many in Congress have been quietly advocating to put the discovery to a more practical use. Continue Reading »
Justice &U.S. admin on 01 Sep 2006
ACLU Sues Over Karr Treatment
(FiniteTimes.com) – The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it plans to file suit in Los Angeles District Court to halt what it calls “misleading prisoner care.”
The lawsuit stems from the recent flight of suspected JonBenet Ramsey murderer John Mark Karr from Thailand back to the states to stand trial for the crime. During the flight, Karr was wined and dined in business class while a gaggle of press looked on. Continue Reading »
Justice admin on 12 Jul 2006
Trial Lawyers Flock to Guantanamo
(FiniteTimes.com) – The US Coast Guard has told The Finite Times that they have spotted a large flotilla of vessels in the ocean straits between Cuba and Florida. In an odd twist, they admit that the flotilla is heading south.
“We suspect that they are trial lawyers, trying to get in on some of the lawsuit action that may result now that the president has allowed the Guantanamo prisoners Geneva Convention rights,” said Coast Guard Mini-Admiral Hector Badaz. Continue Reading »
Entertainment &Justice admin on 08 May 2006
Willie’s Drug Bust: “I’m Undercover, Man!”
(FiniteTimes.com) – Willie Nelson is denying that he did anything illegal when his tour bus was pulled over in Lafayette, Louisiana on Monday and all its occupants were cited for drug possession.
On the contrary, he was undercover. Continue Reading »
Justice &U.S. admin on 07 May 2006
California Botches Execution Record
(FiniteTimes.com) – When California executed 76-year-old Clarence Ray Allen this week, they proudly laid claim to having executed the oldest person since capitol punishment resumed in 1976. Not so fast, says Mississippi.
“When we put John B. Nixon to death last month, he was 77,” Said Mississippi Corrections Department spokesman Morris Cleland. “The record is firmly ours according to a fax I received this morning from the Guinness Record folks. California, y’all should have done your homework a little more carefully.” Continue Reading »
