Politics admin on 05 Nov 2007 10:50 pm
Bush Unveils Kurdish Solution
Seeking to bolster its reputation as the planet’s foremost proponent of peace, the Bush administration yesterday announced plans to solve a conflict that has been simmering for centuries. While novel and breathtaking in its approach, the solution may prove to be a hard sell to all parties involved.
“We propose to settle the Kurds on one of Alaska’s Aleutian Islands,” announced Sec. of State Condoleezza Rice when asked about the recent destabilizing events in Pakistan. “We shall call it Kurdaleut (pronounced kird-a-lute), and it shall become a beloved territory of the United States, much like that Puerto Rican place.”
See the whole article at CAP News:
http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=38200711003
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