Bush Takes Responsibility

Local officials were stymied: who peed “More Bere” [sic] into a snow bank shortly after President Bush addressed a crowd of loyal conservatives at the Buffalo National Guard Armory? The answer, it appears, goes right to the top.

“Yeah, I did it,” Bush said at a press conference today. “Sure, people will blame it on faulty intelligence or poor mannerisms, but I just had to go.”

See the whole article at CAP News:

http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=36200601066

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