Bush Does #2 For The Troops

President Bush appeared on national television last night to clarify and further condemn the Democrats’ war funding bill and explain why he had vetoed it. To many Americans, the explanation came as a surprise.

“Them Democratics put times tables in this bill, and I’m not going to multiply. I just won’t,” the President said. “I’m not gonna add, not gonna subtract, not gonna multiply. I’m a divider. They want me to divide? Bring it on.”

The President added: “This is only my second veto, and this one is for the troops.”

See the whole article at CAP News:

http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=47200705003

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