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Religion admin on 19 Feb 2006 02:19 pm

Biblical Book Pusher Pulls Burning Bibles

In the wake of the 10th Alabama church fire, the Godswad Bible Company has announced that they are recalling some 14,000 of their signature “Read This Or Burn In Hell” specialty bibles.

“One of our shipping clerks first noticed that we supplied bibles to all the burnt churches,” said Godswad president Octavian Smith. “After researching the matter further, we can confirm that they do spontaneously burst into flames on occasion.”

No one is sure why the bibles can suddenly catch fire, but many affected churchgoers have their own theories.

See the whole article at CAP News:

http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=13200602019

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