The Finite Times

(FiniteTimes.com) – The website WikiLeaks and its founder Julian Assange created waves this past weekend by releasing some 250,000 diplomatic cables that have been praised by free speech advocates and roundly condemned by the administration. While many of the more inflammatory items within the cables have been covered extensively in the media, The Finite Times has dug up some lesser-known tidbits that have gotten little if any play in the press. Our list of lesser-known WikiLeaks bits includes: Continue Reading »

(FiniteTimes.com) – Reeling from controversy over its revised pat-down rules for air travelers, the TSA has announced that it will be altering said rules again next week to make them more palatable to a grope-weary public.

“When we first announced the new regulations, we really thought the safety factor alone would sell them,” said a source with the TSA. “Apparently we needed to sweeten the incentives pot a little, so we did.” Continue Reading »

(FiniteTimes.com) – The original Mama Grizzly was quick to protect her cub on Wednesday with a Twitter and Facebook salvo directed at Dancing With The Stars and a media she deemed “determined to piss on anything Palin”.

“Third @#%$& place, DWTS? Salmon and grits, that is communist, Satanish and wrong, shame on DWTS!” Sarah Palin tweeted shortly after the third place finish of her daughter Bristol on Dancing With The Stars. She followed this up with a Facebook call to arms. Continue Reading »