The Finite Times

(FiniteTimes.com) – In a surprise move, Harper, the publisher of Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue” memoir, has announced it is immediately pulling all copies of the book off shelves and will re-release a revised version of it in time for Black Friday.

“Focus groups have been consistently telling us that they would like to see a more feminine side to Governor Palin, so we’ve asked Sarah to rework the premise,” said Larry Gates, a marketing VP for Harper. “We hope to get the new book, now titled ‘Going Rouge’, on the shelves by the end of next week at the latest.” Continue Reading »

(FiniteTimes.com) – When CNN’s Lou Dobbs announced the abrupt departure from his long-running show Lou Dobbs Tonight on Wednesday, many assumed that he would follow fellow right-winger Glenn Beck and make the quick leap to Fox. In a Finite Times exclusive, Dobbs says that he will indeed be punching the Fox time clock, but it will be the entertainment wing, and not the news division, that will be signing his paychecks.

“I’ve felt for a long time that I’ve wanted to take a more active roll in this issue instead of just windbagging about it, and many of my colleagues and the CNN brass had been encouraging me to move on and do so,” Dobbs told The Finite Times in the lobby of an El Paso hotel that has become the base for Dobbs’ new show, Lou Dobbs Brown Alert! Continue Reading »

(FiniteTimes.com) – While the GOP was cruising to dominating victories in two gubernatorial match-ups Tuesday night, the White House was quietly releasing a story that many political insiders see as a more pivotal assessment and referendum on his fledgling presidency. The scant two-paragraph story admitted that President Obama on Tuesday played his 8-year-old daughter Sasha in checkers.

And lost.

“OMGZ, loosing to a lil black girl like that LOLZ-presidency ovah!” Newt Gingrich tweeted on Wednesday. It was a sentiment readily shared by many politicians and media analysts. Continue Reading »

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