(FiniteTimes.com) – In a sign that it is trying to shore up its bipartisan credentials, the Obama administration today announced that it is reaching across the aisle to fill two diplomatic posts. Tapped to be ambassador of Argentina is beleaguered South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, while outgoing Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has been named ambassador to Mars.

“Governor Sanford has always had a thing for Argentina, so this is a perfect match,” said one Sanford aide. “Hiking her fertile valleys, climbing her snowy peaks, ordering her fine hotel room service… the governor loves Argentina, and Argentina loves him long time right back.” Continue Reading »