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Politics admin on 20 Feb 2008

Hillary’s Presidential Hopes Head South

It’s noon. The men rest under trees near the Havana sugar factory where they work, barely looking up as a dusty cloud approaches on the dirt-packed road.

“Here she come again, Juan,” one of the men sleepily says.

“Si,” replies Juan as Hillary Clinton and her small entourage tear into the factory parking lot. She’s in the middle of a whirlwind campaign of the Caribbean nation of Cuba, three quick days to get her message out to the Cuban voters.

See the whole article at CAP News:

http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=27200802018

Politics & Sports admin on 14 Feb 2008

Struggling Hillary To Tap Giant Help

In a sign that her campaign is changing tactics and embracing the “underdog” meme, Hillary Clinton is reaching out to another recent underdog for help in turning her political fortunes around: New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning.

“My friend and fellow New Yorker Eli showed that you never give up when a large black man is barreling towards you. You scramble out of the pocket and make something happen,” Clinton told a cheering crowd at the El Paso Chuck E. Cheese on Sunland Park Drive. “Well, now it’s fourth and long and I’m looking downfield for Texas and Ohio!”

See the whole article at CAP News:

http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=0R200802013

Entertainment admin on 05 Feb 2008

Cruise Crusades For Britney Release

Amidst the well-wishers, the make-shift shrines and throngs of hopeful paparazzi, one man with a megaphone enthusiastically works the crowd, one fist pumping, one message clear.

“Free Britney now!” a hoarse Tom Cruise yells to the crowd, which politely applauds. The actor has been at it since Sunday, and is vowing to continue his vigil until pop princess Britney Spears is released from the UCLA Medical Center, where she is being treated for manic-depression.

“I know the history of psychiatry, and psychiatry is pseudoscience,” Cruise tells CAP New during a brief pause in his campaigning. “They’ve got her so pumped up on drugs she probably doesn’t know what she’s doing. Of course she seems crazy, she’s on crazy pills! Hahahahahaha!”

See the whole article at CAP News:

http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=23200802005