The Finite Times

New York, NY (FiniteTimes.com) – Lost in the racially-charged pile-on over remarks radio personality Don Imus made last week, the angry cries from the New York Prostitution Union (NYPU) echo the message being put forth by larger groups like the National Association of Black Journalists and the NAACP: Imus must go.

“People hear the term ‘nappy-headed hos’ and instantly jump on the ‘nappy-headed’ as being inappropriate. Well, I’m here representing for the hos,” said an angry but brightly made-up woman named Krystol. She and a few of her fellow co-workers were busy protesting and hawking discount hummers outside of NBC’s New York corporate headquarters.

Imus’ current problems began last Wednesday, when he referred to the Rutger’s University basketball team as a group of “nappy-headed hos,” a phrase which has enraged both African-Americans and for-hire hookers across the country. While the Imus camp has spent every hour since apologizing to the African-American community, they have made no effort to appease the prostitutes.

“Hey, I’m a whore with a heart, not just a pussy with legs,” Krystol said. “My feelings can be hurt, just like everyone else. You call me a ‘ho,’ you better have a Benjamin clenched in your fat little fist, I tell you what.”

In a sign that this controversy may be snowballing, other groups attacked in the past on the Imus in the Morning show have begun to look into the possibility of taking action. One group in particular, the Bald Headed Stooges of America, has announced plans to sign on sometime-actor Jason Alexander as a front-man/spokesman for any future litigation.

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