The Finite Times

Washington, DC (FiniteTimes.com) – Seeking to stem the flood of negative testimony their client is facing in his perjury and obstruction of justice trial, attorneys for former White House aide I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby have announced that veteran actor George Takei will be joining their defense team. Takei’s primary responsibility will be the closing argument. Continue Reading »

Barbara Bush Boulevard, Baghdad, Iraq (FiniteTimes.com) – President Bush’s State of the Union speech wasn’t hard to miss in Baghdad on Wednesday. The capitol city’s one state-run television station, Iraqi Free TV, abandoned its usual fare of Fox News and The Andy Griffith Show episodes to show the address marathon-fashion throughout the day. But it was a much different speech than the one the American people saw. Continue Reading »

Manhattan, New York (FiniteTimes.com) – While court-watchers were not surprised when Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to beaning her maid in the head with a BlackBerry last March, the sentence she received for her perfect pitch left many scratching their heads. Continue Reading »

Washington, DC (FiniteTimes.com) – The Senate grilling of Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice was abruptly halted on Thursday when a relieved Ms. Rice was unexpectedly called away to tend to an urgent matter. The matter? Continue Reading »

Cincinnati, Ohio (FiniteTimes.com) – If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Jerry Springer is feeling very flattered indeed. Continue Reading »

Uncontrolled Reentry, Outer Atmosphere, CA (FiniteTimes.com) – Plagued by a slew of bad press and revealing miscues over the past several weeks, Britney Spears is hoping that her upcoming album will be just the tonic to cure her career woes. And according to the singer’s official Website, she’s taking steps to assure its success. Continue Reading »