Shortly after NASA announced that it was moving ahead with plans to build a permanent manned moon base by 2024, President Bush nominated outgoing U.N. ambassador John Bolton to the position of U.S. ambassador to the Moon.

“Boltie’s doing a heck of a job at the U.N., and he’ll do a heck of a job on the moon,” President Bush said yesterday following a meeting with Iraqi Fallback Option #6 Leader Malahahalaha Qhamad. “He’s a man of fine character, uh, a gooder, gooder man. He’ll keep those Moonians in line.”

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