The world awoke Monday morning to the shocking news that North Korea has failed its previously-announced nuclear test.

“We here in great country of North Korea are very saddened that we fail test,” said a newscaster on North Korea’s official state news program, Good Morning Pyongyang!. “We study long time, but test very hard.”

This failure probably means that North Korea will have to wait another year to be inducted into the Nuclear Club, assuming they pass the test when it is given again in October, 2007.

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